Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Never let your siblings swipe right.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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