i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
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