Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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