first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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