shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
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