Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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