He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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