i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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