So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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