After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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