he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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