Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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