i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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