I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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