You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Randomize
