It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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