the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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