I'll bet she douches with gravy.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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