yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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