Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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