I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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