You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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