do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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