I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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