There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Alive.
So much puke
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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