dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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