He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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