He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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