can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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