I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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