He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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