The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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