I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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