I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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