I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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