I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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