Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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