she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Help. Why am I so naked?
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