I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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