What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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