New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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