I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
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