her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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