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he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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