Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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