tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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