her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
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