i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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