Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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