12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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