I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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