last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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