Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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